So this is our blog. Yes we are a little late, but better late than cliche`. HA!Don't expect us, family and friends, to update this too often. We are easily distracted and we're sure nobody cares too much about our junk. But for the sake of keeping up with the times, here we are.
We're not really sure what to blog about, so we'll just throw some pictures at you.
Here's Loc Dogg or "Loki" as he is more commonly known. As some of you may already know, Loki is the Norse god of chaos. Nah, I don't know what he's god of. But he sure is fuzzy!
Oh, just pulling some weeds with my buddy-bud. Jenna couldn't resist this shot of my butt crack. She took several, but this is the best! Delicious!
This is Ashtray or "Kitty Girl." She is a sweetie-poo. She recently recovered from an upper-respiratory illness. She is now feeling purr-fect. Get it? Cause she's a cat?
Here she is again with an over-the-shoulder glamour shot. Stunning!
Speaking of glamour shots, here is our model dog. She loves to pose for pictures. What a cheeser! 
So this is Eleanor Rigby or Ellie or Ellie Belly or any of the other crazy crap we call her. She is awfully cute and awfully good.
Captain Byrd is the latest addition to our family. He is a quaker parrot. He doesn't say much, but he's sure good at cleaning faces. Really, he will sit on your shoulder and nibble the grease off your face for hours. Isn't that precious? No? Oh well.
So that's our little family. You'll notice none of our children are human beings. That's because animals smell better and are cheaper. And if they really get on your nerves, you can give them away or eat them! Mmmmm, hot dogs! And hot cats, too.
